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History Of Megan Fox

History Of Megan Fox

I think my son has a masturbation problem?

I know this may seem normal but I think it has gone a bit too far. There are sperm stains on the living room pillow, internet history is filled with Pictures Of Megan Fox and Jessica Alba.... Every time I knock on his door I am forced to wait 5 minutes for an answer while i presume he is squeezing another one out. He is only 12 years old

"I am forced to wait 5 minutes for an answer while i presume he is squeezing another one out."
This made me laugh a bit. I needed that today.

Everything else still seems normal, except for the living room pillow part. That's just wrong and nasty.
What he needs is a box of tissues and Sandboxie.
Sandboxie so your computer doesn't get infested with viruses from such websites he might visit for such images.

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